This book is such a “fuck you” to books. If you like books, you’ll like this book. If you hate books, you will probably like it, but won’t finish it (because you don’t like books).
JackSwift
“JAM.”
Friday the 13th.
Peter Larson: “As soon as I put the mask on, I knew I wasn’t going to land the jump.”
“Check out Sammy Sosa’s white ass.”
“Yeah. What Up? Smoke da crack! Fresh. Dick. Get high in the hough-house!”
(via peterlarson)
Jacked my kicks.
Dumb baker.
Big DOG!
Tonight might get weird…
